The Masked Singer is, by design, an escape from the disheartening methods of the world, and clearly its beautiful costumes are the gateway to this glorious demented paradise. Because the present’s costume director Marina Toybina told TV Guide earlier this year, Season Four costumes elevate the already excessive bar for extraordinary works of wearable artwork even larger, and with the Season Four premiere simply days away, Fox is slowly releasing pictures of the creations we’ll see this season.
However as beautiful as these creations are, they will also be freakish sufficient to make you moist your pants if you happen to stare exhausting sufficient. Seasons 1- Three had loads of lovely however shudder-inducing characters, from Night Angel to Raven to that Rabbit, that appeared like one thing out of Donnie Darko. In fact, since we’ve not heard any of them sing one be aware or share one clue about their identification, it is too quickly to take a position on who’s inside these monstrous masterpieces, however we are able to rank them from most inviting to most NOPE. This is that rating to date.
8) Giraffe
Aw, Giraffe. This anthropomorphized dandy appears mad cool, like somebody who says issues like “Indubitably!” and undoubtedly has an additional handkerchief you need to use and preserve in the event that they see you sneeze. Giraffe is finished up like Oscar Wilde, excited to tear into some crumpets and tea. Not scary in any respect.
7) Lips
Um, Lips is fabulous. Lips likes to make an entrance and is aware of the place the nice brunch spots are. Lips is plenty of enjoyable.
6) Solar
Beyoncé, is that you simply? Not inside The Solar costume, however actually the costume itself, in a position to defy the legal guidelines of physics as solely Queen Bey can by turning into the solar after which rotating her face the other way up? This one’s barely unsettling due to the entire “I can not really feel my face” factor happening right here, but it surely’s so fascinating and fairly you need to marvel at it.
5) Dragon
Dragon appears somewhat intimidating however with the gorgeous turquoise cranium and that majestic samurai-inspired garb, Dragon is extra regal than scary —though you clearly do not need to odor that breath within the morning.
4) Popcorn
That is Popcorn. Now, I do know you are considering Popcorn appears cute and buttery — sorry, bubbly — with that anime-inspired look on her face and that fetching bustier peplum ensemble she’s rocking that screams county honest Americana. However popcorn could be harmful. Getting a bit of popcorn caught within the gums is a destiny even a witch would not want on their worst enemy, and no less than one man needed to have open heart surgery because of what? Popcorn. She appears enjoyable however do not be fooled, Popcorn is a chilly assassin.
3) Jellyfish
I swear this picture simply moved on my display. That is how horrifying Jellyfish appears and but, this costume is so cool it could possibly be masking a candy demeanor beneath, sort of like how Girl Gaga will gown like she rose from the lifeless however will duet with Tony Bennett. Jellyfish is frightening however not bone-chilling.
2) Snow Owls
Noooope. No. NOPE. The Snow Owls are, to begin with, conjoined twins (are there actually two folks in that factor?) and everyone knows from horror motion pictures that twins are creepy AF. This costume is giving Stevie Nicks album cover vibes whereas additionally evoking each shifty owl in each spooky film ever. I imply, have you ever ever seen a personality alone within the woods at evening hear an owl and be like, ‘Oh that is a comforting sound?’ No, you have not. And listed here are TWO of them. Conjoined. Nope.
1) Squiggly Monster
Oh my god. The Squiggly Monster appears like each bug or spider you ever squished assembled into one kind and got here again to ensure you by no means know peace.
The Masked Singer returns Wednesday, September 23 at 8/7c.